In this absolutely unhinged and wildly entertaining full episode of The Ben and Skin Show, Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray — deliver a masterclass in chaos, comedy, and curiosity. From horny tarantulas to turtle peens and an update on Cowboys training camp, this episode is packed with unforgettable moments that will have you laughing out loud and questioning everything you thought you knew about wildlife, celebrities, and turtle anatomy.
- 🕷️ Wildlife Gone Wild:It’s tarantula mating season in Texas, and the team breaks down the eight-legged frenzy with hilarious commentary.
- KT and Krystina go deep — maybe too deep — into the world of turtle peens, revealing that they’re “hydraulic organs that inflate like water balloons.”
- A raccoon attacks a woman from “multiple angles,” and her defense? Coyote urine.
- A man in Vancouver punches a cougar in the face. Yes, really.
- 🎤 Celebrity Chaos & Trivia Showdowns:The crew plays a full round of “Are We Smarter Than Matt Damon?” — a parody of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire — and hilariously discovers that Matt Damon only won because he had Ken Jennings as his partner.
- Memorable quote: “You guys thought I was crazy for trusting a woman… and we just won a million dollars.”
- The trivia includes everything from Spanish New Year grape traditions to Steve Martin lookalike contests and vertical-sleeping sperm whales.
- 🌮 Local Flavor & Fort Worth Legends:The gang plays a celebrity guessing game based on who’s been to Joe T. Garcia’s, the iconic Fort Worth Tex-Mex spot.
- “Did Elvis die on the toilet at Joe T’s?” sparks a debate that spirals into absurdity.
- Skin claims a perfect score while defending Garth Brooks and Jimmy Buffett’s margarita habits.
- 🎶 The Gig Guide & Music Mayhem:Kyle Mooney’s bizarre music tour, Counting Crows at Choctaw, and a potential Bird Band Bracket featuring The Eagles, Counting Crows, and Tracy Byrd.
- “My blue car, my blue car… cup holder holds a cup.” — Kyle Mooney’s lyrical genius, apparently.
👉 Don’t miss this episode — it’s a full-blown variety show of absurdity, insight, and belly laughs.
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