Full Show: July 23, 2025

  • Micah Parsons vs. Jerry Jones: Micah and Trevon Diggs hold a surprise press conference, clapping back at Jerry’s public criticism and fines. Micah’s declaration—“I’m not here to please another grown man”—sets the tone for a fiery debate about leadership, loyalty, and contract politics.
  • Funniest Moment: KT on the Cowboys’ contract guy: “Adam Pacifica looks like a guy who would have the nickname ‘The Calculator.’” 🤓
  • Ozzy Osbourne Stands on a Table: In a throwback clip from 2002, Ozzy steals the spotlight at a White House dinner, prompting George W. Bush to say: “Ozzy, Mom loves your stuff.” The crew relives the madness and laughs through the nostalgia.
  • Texas Food Bracket Showdown: Brisket crushes fajitas, queso dunks on Gulf shrimp, and pecan pie battles breakfast tacos. The gang debates the final four with passion and absurdity—Skin: “Used to be hair pie. Now it’s pecan pie.”
  • Speed Walking & Godzilla: Skin reveals his new workout obsession—Japanese interval walking—and imagines pairing it with Godzilla footage. 
  • Tiger Woods in DFW: While Scottie Scheffler takes selfies with Fallon, Tiger caddies for his son in 102-degree heat.